Being sick is no fun, but the beginning stages of illness where you're well enough to go to work and class are even worse. Worse, I say. Helplessly I totter from my car to my classes, and tediously I sit though a lecture on the teenage consumer market of the mid to late 1940s, holding my head, convinced that if I let go my cranium will literally explode in the middle of class. And no one would want to clean THAT mess up. I go to work and stand up for six hours, bemoaning my fate of having the WORST job of ALL time where I do EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. [Edit: I make coffee at a reasonably slow moving establishment where I work with people who are amiable and fun. I make minimum wage plus tips, and the hours work cooperatively around my school schedule. Make you're own judgement call here.] I run into walls and begin to think that my legs won't hold my weight anymore and convince myself that I probably have a brain tumor, because that's the most reasonable assumption at this point. I then, being the pious martyr that I am, work my full shift after convincing myself that I can be "brave" and with a Madonna-like facial expression, finally climb in my car to go home.
After it's all said and done, I don't have a fever, I go to all my classes, I go to work, and I'm still living and breathing. I'm disgusted with myself for being so theatrical, then repeat it all the next day. Solution? Go to the doctor, get a Z pack, stop watching The Holiday on repeat. Life might not look so bleak then.
2 comments:
You could feel awful and not have a fever. I know. It happens to me as well. I am proud that you have a good work ethic though. Could you talk to Isaac about that?
Haha. I love you so much. I'm sorry you were sick, but this sure was funny.
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