The Ultimate 317E Prank.

You've heard about the pirate gold prank.
You've heard about the Christmas in Bess's room prank.
You haven't heard about a lot of other pranks that have gone on here.

....But this...This.....THIS WAS THE ALL-TIME WINNER. I admit it, I was completely taken in. Time for a backstory, if you will. About a month ago, Nate, Taylor, Aimee, Bess, and myself got together and watched Twilight for kicks. It was a horrible, horrible movie. But what stood out the most was the fact that Edward Cullen [for those of you don't who that is, he is the broody, metrosexual vampire that all of the tween girls in the world are desperately in love with] watched a the main girl [What is her name?] while she slept all the time. In fact, there was one scene in which she woke up to see him standing at the foot of her bed, and Aimee and I absolutely freaked out. It scared me really badly. Later, we joked around about how Edward Cullen would get us in our sleep, kind of like theBoogeyman....but worse.

Last night was a late night for me, and finally around 2:00 am, I decided to get up and turn on the air conditioner before I went to sleep. I open my door, and standing about two yards in front me is a the dark shape of a man about six feet tall. I've now learned that faced with a break in situation, I'm not one to scream. I couldn't breathe. After I opened my door a little more, the light showed me that it was in fact a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen staring at me from the other end of the hallway. Still couldn't breathe. I kicked in Aimee's door and yelled my complaints at her while she slept. I then slammed the door shut again [she never woke up.] and put Edward right in front of her door. Apparently, she got quite a jump from it. As I walked out of the bathroom from taking my shower, we laughed about it for a good while, and then I walked into my bedroom to find him lurking beside my closet door. Scare number two.

Naturally, after my heart had climbed back into my chest, we put Edward in Bess and Stacy's bathroom, kind of behind the door. He was placed in such a way that when she walked into the dark bathroom, she would first see his reflection staring at her from the mirror. We got THAT scare on tape. It was hilarious.

Needless to say, this prank was at first engineered by an outsider, one of the very first to venture into a 317E war. Taylor Davis, you'll probably regret getting your hands into this one. Oh, and as for the cutout, my lips are sealed about where he is now. Who knows? He could just be lurking in your room.




Edward in the daylight. Still a little scary.



The way I saw him last night. Super scary.